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Dirty Little Secret

Dirtier version of a wet willy where the finger is first inserted into the anus then the victims ear.
He tried giving me a dirty little secret but I punched him in the face instead.
by Morrison75 October 21, 2009
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Secret Dating

where 2 people meet and get very deep very quickly. A small part of them is concerned regarding this as feeelings become possibly deeper than imagined or even defined. What is expereinced is unique and iniduidual. These 2people who are not dating, seing, buddying or benefiting are also very aware of external influences but eventually give in to the feelings that emerge.
Will is secret dating catherine, and she really likes him but are required to keep it secret so external influences arent nosey or due to the quickness of a fall from any previous relationships! However despite the strength of the external influences, love brings them together through destiny.
by John_Thorpe March 28, 2009
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Secret lemonade drinker

A homosexual, who has yet to fully exit the closet, but every now and then has a little bit of a mince.
Rod - I swear Andrew keeps checking my cock out in the toilet!

Mick - funny I thought the same thing! I think he's a bit of a secret lemonade drinker.
by Wellhank December 6, 2012
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Secret Squirrel

One who dissapears or acts as if he/she is sly, or does sneaky things without peers knowing. Usaully when a person is a Secret Squirrel, that person acts scary as if someone is on to them or, knows whatever the secret might be. This word comes from an Hanna-Babera created cartoon, which tells about a detective/spy Squirrel who jumps around hiding and solving mysteries. My dad also likes to call my older sister and my mother a Secret Squirrel often when playing aorund with them.
Im tired of my friend jumping around like we dont know what shes doing, Secret Squirrels never learn.
by Invisible Girl The Chick June 5, 2010
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Scritchy

A term conceived in Appalachian Ohio as an alternative to the over-used adjective ghetto. Scritchy can mean something is of poor quality or uncertain integrity. It can also refer to a person of questionable trustworthiness or a person who is dirty.
Parkersburg is scritchy as shit.
by Erin Brunicardi's dad December 29, 2009
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Secretary

Secretary, derived from the word "secret" meaning secret person, or in latent terms, "slave."
Do you have a secretary?
by Bob Loblaw12 February 3, 2010
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Secret Service

While having anal sex with a woman, when your about to come, you pull out and spit on her back; when she turns around you jizz in her ear and jack her in the face, causing her to cover her ear and mouth like a secret service agent would.
Holy shit! He gave that trick the Secret Service!
by Murph Durph April 12, 2006
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