Schleepy Schleiwies

A person who is really tired.

Oh, are you feeling schleepy Schleiwies?

by Shenu October 12, 2003

merf scale

noun: describes how inappropriate an object or topic would be in the work-place.

Bob had a special nack for always taking the conversation in the lunchroom right off the merf-scale, which eventually led to a harassment suit, and his termination.

by jhimm April 16, 2004

Relationship Scale

A measuring tool used to assess which Relationship Level two people are at. A scale from Level One to Level Ten.

According to the Relationship Scale Level Two is a Public Meeting.

by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

dicked-her scale

Name given to the current 10-point scale of a female's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.

That girl so ugly, she a negative five on the dicked-her scale.

by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009

Schleak

1. New, cool and sleek
Origin:It is uncertain where and how it is created, but it bears resemblance, through rhyme, with the word sleek and sheek.

Quotes: "SCHLEAK BLAISIANS!!!"
"Thats a schleak word dude"

by Scribd August 26, 2012

5-Point Scale

A scale for rating the attractiveness of a girl (usually). As suggested by its name, it consists of a scale 1-5, with the highest rating being the rare 5.0. As a rule of thumb, the threshold of dateability lies at the rating of 3.0.
In addition, a maximum of 0.5 points may be added or subtracted accordingly, based on the subject's personality. No rating is to exceed 5.0.

"Without personality, I'd probly give that girl a 2.0 on the 5-point scale...I'd LET her suck my dick..."

"Dude, that girl's an asshole, but she's def. a 4.2!"

by someone else has my name August 30, 2006

biblical scale

See biblical proportions

We cannot allow you to create a biblical scale disaster!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004