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Sloppin the Sauce

to ejaculate all over ones face leaving them drenched in seman.
Doug: "Hey man, we missed you last night, what happened to you?"

Chuck: "Sorry bro, I was sloppin the sauce on Jenny's mom.
by Jennys Dad June 19, 2009
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Sharteque Sauce

A potent discharge of blended sweet nectars secreting from the anoosial cavity;

projecting erratic flashes of fecal matter to stream line through the anal or anoosial portal at a high rate of speed. Certain angles of the discharge may be altered

when discharging the sharteque sauce due to rumple like creases of the anoose.
The initial burst of sharteque sauce can cause temporary paralysis to ones lower half of the body
And can cause a temporary reformation of the anoosial portal given the pressure of the discharge and thickness of the core anoosial gland from which the sauce derives.

Keep Sharteque Sauce away from mouth and eyes. If contact with eyes occurs, immediately flush eyes with water. Do not use if you have open wounds, cuts or sores that are present, unless specifically directed by the prescribing physician. HARMFUL OR FATAL IF SWALLOWED WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN
"Hey guy's did you see the game last night"?
"Donovan Mcnabb got sacked so many times by the Cowboys line, I think I saw some sharteque sauce ooze out of his uni". "Yea he Sucks worse than Tony Romo"
by El Trutay November 4, 2009
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Sexy Sauce

Sexy Sauce, a slang term for lubricant.
if we do it up the chuffer we need some sexy sauce.
by Lou B. February 21, 2009
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Awk-sauce

Any liquid, petroleum or snot based substance that you touch inadvertently
"I sat down on a chair and I felt a dampness seeping through my pants"

"Awk-sauce man"
by WOI72 May 24, 2013
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drop sauce

A particularly messy ejaculation; similar as to how a dexterously-challenged person might drop tomato sauce from a slice of pizza on their pants while eating it.
"If you keep looking at me like that, you're totally gonna make me DROP SAUCE."
by LittleMagenta4711 June 5, 2014
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Dick sauce

Male ejaculate, sperm, jizz, cum, spunk
I’ve got dick sauce all up in my gooch juice
by Vaginamite May 15, 2018
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Butt sauce

After you take a shit and you think its over but that last little bit of juice comes out in your fucking underwear when you fart.
Damn it! I just got butt sauce in my underwear!
by zh80074 September 26, 2019
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