strawberry cake

When you take a dump on a lovers chest, then ejaculates on top, then punching them in the face so the blood and semen mixes.Then tuck in.
by Bob0 October 21, 2013
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strawberry paddlepop

When a guy looks down on his cock and discovers that its covered in blood because his girlfriend forgot to tell him she was on her period/rags.

Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.
Dude! My girl Kate gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?

Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

Whatta whore!
by Friday13 August 06, 2010
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strawberry alarm clock

when you wake someone up by slapping your penis on their cheek or forehead, causing a strawberry looking welt.
I woke her ass up with a strawberry alarm clock
by a11mikea11 January 06, 2011
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Strawberry Clock

Coolboyman's first Newgrounds.com account. I personally think Coolboyman is better than Strawberry Clock, even though they are the same person!
PS. Strawberry Clock is NOT the King of the Portal.
by Fizzard the Fly March 18, 2005
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Strawberry Cum-Cake

Strawberry Cum-Cake is a strawberry shortcake with your cadet jo buddies' cumgasms all over it.
My jo buds gave me a Strawberry Cum-Cake for dessert.
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
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This combo also includes portions of the houdini, Houdini, The - the part when you pull out and spit on her back. In response, she believes you're done and turns around. Then, BAM, spunk in her face and yell, "HOUDINI" because you tricked her, or in this case continue with the Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles.
by Tom March 29, 2005
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dirty strawberry cheesecake

when you fuck someones ass so hard it bleeds then you cream pie them so their asshole is leaking cum and blood
i totally gave my girlfriend a dirty strawberry cheesecake last night for her birthday, she loved it
by Big Riche March 03, 2017
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