reverse jockey sidewalk steamer

Generally performed with a friend, back to back. Both friends squat a pop and defecate onto a third persons name that has been written out on the ground (preferably sidewalk) in an act of disrespect to named person on the ground.

dude, Tonto and I just pulled a reverse jockey sidewalk steamer, and i need you to bail us out of jail.

by SmorGASbordSextyN9ne December 7, 2009

Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer

The act of excreting upon Justin Bieber's chest, then moving in a rocking horse motion to smear the fecal matter across Bieber's chest, all while performing an intricate series of yoga moves in order to perform analingus upon Bieber simultaneously.

Brian: Damn, man, last night was strange.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.

by Robin "Puck" Goodfellow October 28, 2014

pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express

when you go out on the town and have a big night on the wild turkey and gas. you end up running into the billopotamus you had an unnexpected affair with back in the sixties. you get to chatting and find yourself back into the same position as you were back in the sixties. when you end up back at her place giving her the fist in the ass of a life time to the beat of the locomotion. all for the greater good of her severe constipation. on point of her climax you release your fist from her ass and she relieves her steaming feices all over your chest. picking up the biggest solidist piece of shit in the pile and she procedes to entertain hersellf masturbating the biggest piece of feices and finally cumming all over the fieces on your chest.

i went on a bucks party the other night and ended up having a pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express. it was horrible because she had aids and her periods along with down syndrome.

by midge101 July 27, 2010

White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer

The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.

Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11

Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!

by Dinardi January 7, 2021

Grim Steamer

The act of taking a dump in a grave yard at night.

On the way home from the beach one night, Kevin took a grim steamer near that church on Rt 78.

by jslo December 14, 2009

Marie Calender Steamer

When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up

Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off

by buster903 October 16, 2010

The Smitty Steamer

Very much like the Cleveland Steamer, The Smitty Steamer is performed by a small individual doing a rather "sloppy" shit on the other and rubbing it in using his Genitals.

Landy walked in on Chrissy giving Grimmer The Smitty Steamer

by Benjii Richards March 7, 2008