this man has the biggest dick you will ever see hide yo wife hide yo daugerter cuz he will pull all them bitchs
by dwanyan April 26, 2022
Get the Jay smartmug. When a bird is so fit that you don’t know how to approach or even act around them. *sees girl*
Me: boys she’s dead smart
Me: boys she’s dead smart
by Dead smart March 22, 2020
Get the Dead smartmug. When you're so intelligent to understand that bacon is king and is the best thing in the world. Bacon is so amazing, that it gives people genius ideas and the drive to do whatever they want. Bacon makes you smarter in every way possible.
That guy just bought 500 pounds of meat , cheese and bacon at the store for his party. He is making giant bacon cheeseburgers with it. That's bacon smart.
by nitoxys February 16, 2017
Get the bacon smartmug. 
Get the Smartmug. Setbd for short. Is when you think you're right or think you know better or too good in your own sense to realize something is wrong, false, unrealistic, bad, negative, or simply unpleasant in the grand scheme of things.
Sending yourself down a path of regret, shame, denial and untruths.
Sending yourself down a path of regret, shame, denial and untruths.
"1.Dude all I have to do is run up the wall"
2. "You can't do that"
1. "Yea I can."
2. "You never did a flip in your life. You can't just do something without learning how to or practicing*
1. " it's easy"
3. "He's just being smart enough to be dumb, let him hurt himself and do what he wants. He'll learn"
2. "You can't do that"
1. "Yea I can."
2. "You never did a flip in your life. You can't just do something without learning how to or practicing*
1. " it's easy"
3. "He's just being smart enough to be dumb, let him hurt himself and do what he wants. He'll learn"
by King Nimai May 9, 2018
Get the Smart enough to be dumbmug. An abnormally intelligent asshole
by Donttuchmywizardstaff June 27, 2025
Get the Smart assmug. e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."
by tropicalm October 17, 2017
Get the smart delay startmug.