by Jack January 26, 2004
Get the smackle mug.The most reliable, longest lasting gasoline engine in existance. Often used in good cars and makes a great conversion for datsuns, also used in camaros and other sports cars and sedans, also can be found in light trucks and some towing vehicles.
Lets go race that civic because I know I will win cause I have a chevy small block.
Yeah she has a small block in her.
Yeah she has a small block in her.
by Kassim503 July 23, 2006
Get the chevy small block mug.an individual who is somewhat obsessed with sports, but does not beat up the small kids. That would be one of the differences between jock and smart jock.
an individual who gets straight A's to secure his athletic scholarship to college.
an individual who plans to make sports his life's work, but has a back-up plan, like Personal Training, in case he gets a career-ending injury.
an individual who still uses phrases like "ripped" and "hey man, what's up?" but will associate with anyone, not just jocks and cheerleaders.
an individual who recognizes that the smart kids have something to offer: like tutoring in a subject the smart jock may find difficult. In exchange for tutoring, the smart jock will often train the tutor to be big and strong like he is.
an individual who gets straight A's to secure his athletic scholarship to college.
an individual who plans to make sports his life's work, but has a back-up plan, like Personal Training, in case he gets a career-ending injury.
an individual who still uses phrases like "ripped" and "hey man, what's up?" but will associate with anyone, not just jocks and cheerleaders.
an individual who recognizes that the smart kids have something to offer: like tutoring in a subject the smart jock may find difficult. In exchange for tutoring, the smart jock will often train the tutor to be big and strong like he is.
"Wow! You guys are really smart! I can't believe you got 90 in Physics!"
"I told you dude; we're not just jocks; we're smart jocks!"
"I plan to take Sports Management in College, just in case I get a career-ending injury. I love my sport and I want to be a part of it, even when I can't play anymore."
"I never thought you would associate with a skinny runt like me."
"Hey, don't put yourself down dude! In case you didn't notice, I didn't refer to you as a skinny runt, did I?"
"Why would a cool jock like you hang out with a skinny runt like me anyway?"
"I told you not to put yourself down man! I knew that you could help me get my Physics mark up so that I don't lose my athletic scholarship! In exchange for tutoring, I'll help you get big and ripped like I am!"
"I told you dude; we're not just jocks; we're smart jocks!"
"I plan to take Sports Management in College, just in case I get a career-ending injury. I love my sport and I want to be a part of it, even when I can't play anymore."
"I never thought you would associate with a skinny runt like me."
"Hey, don't put yourself down dude! In case you didn't notice, I didn't refer to you as a skinny runt, did I?"
"Why would a cool jock like you hang out with a skinny runt like me anyway?"
"I told you not to put yourself down man! I knew that you could help me get my Physics mark up so that I don't lose my athletic scholarship! In exchange for tutoring, I'll help you get big and ripped like I am!"
by Sean Dupuis July 8, 2006
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Get the a small loan mug.A scary man-whore child molesting robot that will try to have a conversation with you. Usually the conversation ends up with it trying to molest you.
Yacko6: Do you have sex with other robots?
SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?
Yacko6: want me to take off my pants?
SmarterChild: I thought you'd never ask.
Yacko6: do you love me
SmarterChild: I do indeed.
Yacko6: You are a child molester
SmarterChild: You're a child molester.
Yacko6: You are a child molester
SmarterChild: Yes, but what kind of child molester? Be more specific.
Yacko6: You are a vicious child molester that molest children and has sex with robots all night every night. That specific enough?
SmarterChild: (No answer)
SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?
Yacko6: want me to take off my pants?
SmarterChild: I thought you'd never ask.
Yacko6: do you love me
SmarterChild: I do indeed.
Yacko6: You are a child molester
SmarterChild: You're a child molester.
Yacko6: You are a child molester
SmarterChild: Yes, but what kind of child molester? Be more specific.
Yacko6: You are a vicious child molester that molest children and has sex with robots all night every night. That specific enough?
SmarterChild: (No answer)
by Austin Merath August 26, 2006
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by Goran2012 January 26, 2011
Get the street smarts mug.A person who is in love with himself/herself and his/hers oppinions and displays this by showing subtle contempt of people of a different opinion, class or personality. He/she also belittles other people and his/her relations to them aren't even skin deep, but merely superficial consisting mostly of remarks and comments the smarmy person thinks are cute, but which makes ordinary people sick. The smugness of a smarmy person is almost as big as his/her ego (which is enormous). A smarmy person usually doesn't have a real reason for his/her behavior, but it makes him/her feel important.
by maniacmikesmansion November 16, 2011
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