simp

a lame person

Man that was not koo. You a simp.

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

simp

A man that respects women.

4chan-types use this as an insult because they are misogynistic.

The new form of whiteknight.

"LOL U DEFENDED A WOMAN YOU SIMP" Anonymous Coward

by Downvoting Victim May 17, 2020

Simp

verb.
acronym for Sad In My Pondering

"Dude are you simping?"
"Yeah, I just wanna be sad right now."

by lil simp January 17, 2018

Simping

The act of creepily stalking any being with a vagina who comes within a ten foot radius. A characteristic often shown in noncy italian boys who most likely grow up to be sex predators working as a PE teachers or scout leaders.

"typical Tito... Simping multiple women at the same time, he will kill anything acting as a barrier to his attempts at seducing "

by Snacc2Trappy January 23, 2021

simp

one of the “bros” who stopped hanging out with all the bro’s to try to get some poon. usually named austin or reese

“yo where’s austin?”
“idk i bet he’s out being a simp again”

by gimmedatpussy999 January 2, 2020

Simp

A man who obsessively sucks up to women in hopes of them dating him.

“Hey man, did you hear all that crap Jayden was saying to those girls?” “Yeah, man, what a simp”

by ryebagel April 19, 2020

SimP

Acronym for "Squirrels in my Pants*

I have SimP.

by EvilShaggy March 16, 2020