goofy coon shuffle

the goofy coon shuffle is a very ancient and complex technique where the person with the ball flails there legs in an orderly manner whilst screaming and looking like the goofy coon that they are

hey look at that guy hes doing the goofy coon shuffle, what a fuking mad cunt.

by Dalgety November 25, 2006

The iPod Shuffle

When you dance/groove/air guitar around to the music in your headphones that nobody else can hear. Mostly seen in crowded places (trains, city streets etc.).

*random guy in the city street is doing air guitar with headphones on*

Bystander: Woah, watch out for that guy; he's doing the iPod shuffle!

by TheVelvetFog April 21, 2007

OJ Shuffle

During administering oral sex to a female, withdraw your mouth, aggressively punch the clitoris several times, then continue to lick the wounded vagina. Repeat until orgasm.
This is not reccommended to anyone.

Man, she's been pissing me off so much recently, I think I'll lull her into a false sense of security and next time I go down on her, I'll pull out the OJ shuffle on her bitch ass.

by The Embry-O November 12, 2008

zimbabwe shuffle

When two girls are scissoring and you piss and and ejaculate all over them

when my two lesbian friends were scissoring a gave them the zimbabwe shuffle

by PaddyBre54 October 16, 2008

iron five knuckle pron shuffle

Rather than refering to masturbation, the iron 5 knuckle pron shuffle refers to:
1)getting fisted by a large man/a group of men
2) getting completely obliterated by an obviously stronger person/force; Synonyms- Pwned, Owned, Destroyed

Guy 1 :So I was playing Ninja gaiden and-
Guy 2 : lemme guess, they did the iron five knuckle pron shuffle?
Guy 1 : I fucking hate you

by Senor Bear July 26, 2007

starbucks shuffle

The act of throwing out the prior Starbucks cup when ordering another cup either the next morning or later that day at the drive-thru.

"WTF??? That snotty barista was pissed when I asked him to do the Starbucks shuffle for me after paying $3.84 for a latte!"

by patty browning January 24, 2008

Manhattan Shuffle

To go or do something, and then turn around before completing it.

I started to walk to the gas station, but realized that I didn't really need a Snickers, so I pulled a Manhattan Shuffle and just went back home.

by Radmetalmonk January 15, 2009