shatta wale

a popular dancehall artist in Ghana who produces the best music in Ghana and beyond

Stonebwoy is no match for Shatta wale, he is just a seargant lee.

by agbafitor September 6, 2017

thread-shitting

Posting off topic messages to a discussion forum. Usually, but not always, with purposeful intent to derail the discussion.

Example post for thread-shitting:

"I just ate a huge bean burrito for lunch! There really wasn't enough cheese in it, but the extra Pico made up for it. It was quite satisfying."

by uiwrfhuiwerhf May 18, 2008

eating while shitting

The act of consuming food items and/or beverages while simultaneously releasing fecal matter into the toilet. One of the glorious freedoms that we all can try and enjoy.

Joe: Why did John just take his 12" sub sandwich into the bathroom?
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!

Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.

by brobbinso January 25, 2016

Tantric Shitting

Similar to tantric sex, ...prolonging the act and therefore pleasure of crapping through patience, restraint and breathing techniques until the faecal orgasm is achieved...

Dude, I had no work to do this morning so I sat on the office toilet for 2 hours achieving a prolonged orgasm of faeces through tantric shitting... awesome

by zoomlion February 27, 2009

shitted on

when somebody makes fun of you and/or constantly talks down on you or your crew.

If you got some fake ass Air Force's on like those FUBU shitz and somebody makes fun of them then somebody could be like "You got shitted on!!"

by rocaboy June 1, 2006

SHITTEXT

Shittext is when you text your friends, co-workers, roomates, family members or any random number to inform them that you are shitting.

Roomate 1 (in bathroom): Send message- SHITTEXT

Roomate 2 (in living room): Recieve message- SHITTEXT

by Denise aka Niecy911 September 27, 2008

shitty ass shit

a terrible predicament that is so bad that there is no positive way out.

"how in the hell did we get lost in the middle of the desert naked with no water and having to listen to justin bieber for 4 hours straight?"

"I don't know this is some shitty ass shit."

by P.V. treat 928 March 19, 2010