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Shart-corking

Inserting a rectal barrier to prevent farts from containing brown surprises.
Me missus thinks I'm into butt stuff cos she caught me shart-corking. Now she wants to peg me hole!
by Kiwikelpie June 5, 2020
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shart

accidentally pooping/shitting out of your ass/butt when you force a fart
bruh i'm about to shart
by ieatsharts November 27, 2024
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Shitting Shart

The Shitting Shart is where you take someone's shit and you shit, you take the others shit and put it up your ass with a large dildo, same with the other person.
1:lets try out the shitting shart BB
2: yes.
1: *shits on bed*
2: *shits on bed*
1 *takes 2's shit up puts it on their ass and putting it in with a dildo*
2: *takes 1's shit and does the same*
by imnot.m3ad0w March 22, 2021
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shart

when you fart and shit at the same time. it stinks like shit
bob: did you just shart
billy: maybe
by poltzer January 19, 2024
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Shart Failure

When you think you’re only going to fart and then feel like you’ve sharted but after running to the toilet, you were actually able to keep the disaster between your cheeks and not in your $35/pair underwear.
Dude, I’m so lucky. I thought I ruined these boxer briefs when I c’d my p’s but it was actually “shart failure.”
by Newsfguy1 March 29, 2025
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Angry Shart

When you have a Norovirus and accidentally lampshade shart your partner in your sleep and wake up to verbal abuse
Paul was very ill with Norovirus, unfortunately Steph did not appreciate the high speed shart. Steph is not a fan of the Angry Shart and was verbally unhappy
by Electric Smurf December 19, 2024
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Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.
Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...
by shatcat September 28, 2023
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