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scarvev

damn, thats one awesome talking tennis racquet.. just like Ken's dads racquet
by Aaron September 22, 2004
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Scarpnut

Bloody residue left over after beating off with an abrasive material
Goddamn Scarpnut left me with no skin on my dick
by Aaron November 6, 2004
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Scare-ware

It's for all those dumb hoaxes that get passed around with the malicious intention of getting you to buy some useless program to get rid of a "virus" & when you click on the host link....that's the virus!

Or, the thousands of programs sent to new computer users that don't realize that their security & firewall already provide enough protection from programs these dopes want you to buy.
I had a page come up that looked just like a " Microsoft Windows Vista OS" and almost fell hook,line & sinker for this "Scare-Ware" until I noticed in the lower left hand corner that the "address" of the computer security system was no where near the same as mine. These programs also confuse us further by giving us double negative choices such as:

"If you want to cancel this application, click No" & if you want to "Save to File on your computer,click Cancel" which is thoroughly confusing.
by BigGnuSwede May 31, 2009
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scarecrow dance

The super violent running-in-place dance that stunt men do in movies when they are shot by fully automatic weapons and all the squibs taped to their chest are going off.
Check out the sweet scarecrow dance that guy did when Jesse Ventura smoked him with the minigun in Predator.
by snott February 3, 2010
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Scarlet Poopernel

Who you become when you leave an especially heroic turd down someone elses toilet. It won't flush, so you vanish into the night. A daring escape.
"Urgh! Which of you is the Scarlet Poopernel!? Learn to flush!"
by Mobiug May 23, 2010
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Scarejob

Also referred to as an "sj"

An SJ may be performed at the end of any job (such as a blowjob or handjob). Just before climax, the giver of the job will suddenly and without warning, screech like a howler monkey, thereby giving the receiver a feargasm.
One may NOT perform a Scarejob and a CJ simultaneously, for obvious reasons...
by BiggBear October 23, 2010
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Scarmonfuncul

It`s what you say when something so shocking that you don`t know to respond with, in other words baffled. This can be used in good and bad situations.
Bob-"Is that a unicorn?"
Jim-"Yeah!"
Bob-"Um... well... Scarmonfuncul!"
by wopi October 28, 2010
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