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Piss Rocket

A Piss Rocket is a baseball that was annihilated and is either a line drive or between a line drive and a fly ball.
Jarren hit a piss rocket to right center and got a triple off of Swanson last night.
by Zcxvsgskmwgfjksmlejczhsk December 4, 2019
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Alabama Snot Rocket

The act of ejaculating into a girls nose, then waiting for her to sneeze it back into your mouth.
Last night I tried my first Alabama snot rocket and I can still taste the exquisite flavor combo!
by TinyPocketRocket March 11, 2020
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Rectum Rocket

its those small chili peppers typically found at boll weevill
dude .. you better take it easy on those rectum rockets or your gonna have a major burn going when you when you pinch off your next steamer
by gokoboko September 28, 2005
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tabasco rocket

It is hard to explain. A Walkthrough is needed:

Items needed for this: Lots of tabasco, A Measuring Jug, A Funnel and pipe, A Cork, Two people: The loader and the one to be launched (Known as the Tabasco Rocketeer)

Firstly measure out a good litre of tabasco
Then intert the pipe at least 5cm into the anus of the Tabasco Rocketeer.
Attatch the funnel to the other end.
Gently our the tabasco into the funnel and allow the Tabasco Rocketeer to fully chug the litre.
When all is gone/chugged, remove the pipe from the anus and insert a cork.
Allow the Tabasco Rocketeer to sit up, when after a count down, usually of 3 seconds, the cork is removed.
This will cause a massive ejection of all sorts of liquids from the anus causing the Tabasco Rocketeer to fly off into the air. There can be quite a vast array of colours emerging, depending on the diet of the Tabasco Rocketeer.

The name is self explanatory. Tabasco is the fluid used and rocket is what the Tabasco Rocketeer realy becomes...

Known Side Effects:
Usually the Tabasco Rocketeer never returns
If the victim is seen again, they usually have a few months bout of serious diarrhea, due to the sheer heat of the tabasco.
Anal Rupturing/haemorrhaging has been recorded in rare cases

.:Don't Try This At Home:.
Toby: FIRE IN THE HOLE
Neil: What a bomb???
Toby: No a tabasco rocket's been set off
Neil: ¬¬

Steve: Dude, that guys been in the bathroom for WEEKS, whats wrong with him?
Dave: Be nice to him, he's recently become a victim of the new craze, tabasco rocketing.
by Toby and Neil June 25, 2008
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Banana hammer puddin' rocket

Sexual stunt in which a man lifts his scrotum in a swift, almost tossing-type motion, while simultaneously slapping his taint extremely hard. This is to be done in a practiced manner to the extent that the man can perform the act at the exact instant he begins cumming, causing his ejaculatory fluid to launch higher than ever deemed possible as a result of the taint slap.
"I have to clean the ceiling because Gerald pulled the ol' banana hammer puddin' rocket again last night."

"Paulie misfired practicing the banana hammer puddin' rocket and came in my eye!"
by banana hammer March 16, 2010
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stash rocket

In an amazing true story, two men built a car with a rocket in the trunk, so that if the police should pull them over, a button could be pushed and the crystal meth they had in the rocket would shoot out of the car, therefore the police would never find it in a search.

Unfortunately, it made a rather large boom when it went off, and the police realized that it had been made. The men were arrested and jailed, but their story lived on when featured on NPR.
That sounds so cool, I wish I had a stash rocket.
by toee May 23, 2006
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Grease Rocket

Anything bought at a fast food joint. A greasy hamburger or a nasty burrito.
We went to The King and get some grease rockets after a night of heavy drinking.
by rjalex74 May 24, 2007
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