Robert

A wise-cracking, smart-talking, humorous, and quick-witted person who is the butt of jokes but secretly admired by all.

That guy over there is such a Robert, but man, he is cool.

by cool cousin-in-law February 3, 2010

Robert

Roberts tend to be very gay. Roberts will make you laugh so hard you will pee. Since Roberts are mostly gay they rely on his older girl cousins,sisters,and friends.

Robert told me a joke and i almost peed myself

by I8HYSM April 10, 2016

Robust

Big tittied woman

Damn, that cheerleader is robust!

by Smelly vag September 11, 2016

Renae Roberts

Horse

Neigh

by Joe September 7, 2003

Julia Roberts

undeservingly famous overpaid actress who looks like Eric in drag with no hips or rhythm.

Julia Roberts, we've seen everything you can do. Can we have a refund?

by Lisa Fix March 25, 2005

Robert

A Robert is an extremely nice and sweet person. He makes an awesome best friend and wingman. He also has a lot of dorky nick names that his friends unfortunately give him. Robert is easy to talk to, easy get along with and easy to love. He is extremely lazy, funny and always comes up with hilarious catch phrases that make you laugh. When you really get to know a Robert, you'll learn that he will put the ones he cares about before himself. He is a great listener, has good advice, and always knows what to say at the right time. Even though he gives great advice, he can rarely ever take his own. Robert's tend to have a lot of friends from all kinds of social groups, and also hangs out with a lot of attractive girls. Although Robert is sweet and has plenty of friends that are girls, he usually has trouble finding the right girl for him. When having Robert as a best friend, consider yourself very lucky because he is awesome and will always be there for you no matter what.

You sir look like the inside of a nose.

Robert: Wow that's das racist!!
Fabian: What does that mean?
Robert: It means more racist.

by Awesome 2530 August 5, 2012

John Roberts

GWB's choice for the Supreme Court to replace Sandra O'Connor. An extremely intelligent yet cunning conservative who appears to have been planning for the bench all his life by hiding his true beliefs and intentions. To the delight of the conservatives, Roberts appears to be anti-choice and pro-religion. It's highly likely that Robert will be the key to overturning Roe v. Wade in the future.

Bush picked John Roberts because the later has little track record for pundits to analyze and take apart.

by ladder September 14, 2005