Reverse Purple Dragon

When you pull down a girls pants to eat her out and her dick slaps you in the forehead leaving the mark of a purple dragon

Yo this bitch gave me a reverse purple dragon last night

by TheJewKiller678 May 28, 2018

Reverse Lifeguard

(noun): A brown-noser, kiss ass, or anyone generally being phony to advance their career/social standing

Whereas lifeguards famously cover their noses in white sunblock, a reverse lifeguard's nose is covered in a different substance...

Man 1: I see Dave's been kissing the boss's ass hard since that new sales position became available.

Man 2: Yeah it looks like he'll be on reverse lifeguard duty until he gets it.

by HookfaceSteve June 14, 2018

Reverse-Nut

When you’re cum goes back through your dick into your balls.

“Oh my god! I nut in her so I had to reverse-nut.

by Stony Super November 2, 2018

Reverse Cowgirl Scorpion

This is the champagne of sexual positions. The girl is in the same position as reverse cowgirl but is bent over backwards as if in an old MTV style wipeout... the scorpion.

The other night my girl hit me with that good reverse cowgirl scorpion. The perfect balance of sexual deviancy and sensual eye contact.

by Jumbodong1423 April 7, 2019

Revenge Of the 5th

The day after May the 4th be with you on May 5th also more commonly known by non geeks as FUCKING CINCO DE MAYO

It's Revenge Of the 5th

by Big lipped butt April 29, 2020

Reverse C-Section

Instead of a standard C-section, the baby cuts his or her way out of the mother's abdomen and uterus with a sword, usually either a Longsword or Claymore, and yells "I HAVE SLAIN THY BEAST" and proceeds to cut his or her own umbilical cord.

Person 1: Hey you heard about the new kid?
Person 2: Yeah I wouldn't mess with him, heard he was a reverse C-section.

by goofygoober1738 August 23, 2020

Reverse Michael Jackson

Its when a white guy acts black

"My man pulling a reverse michael jackson"

by rosegoldcockadoodle October 27, 2020