Retard

Someone who looks this up.

You are a retard

by I_am_poggers November 30, 2021

Retard

A word that retards are offended by. Literally nobody thinks of legitimately retarded individuals when they say retard. It’s just another word for stupid, and isn’t offensive to people whose brain isn’t made up of McDonald’s chicken nuggets.

Sentence: that episode wasn’t retarded, I shouldn’t have wasted the time watching it.

by Mr. Dunderhead June 19, 2022

Retard

Not the word you think it is. It's used for two special people named Buux and Heiho.

If you're anything like Buux or Heiho, you are a retard.

by Bigboyballshd July 5, 2022

retard brigade

A group of three or more cars on the highway or interstate that are all trying their best to pass the slower vehicle(s) in front of them. These brigades tend to spawn around construction areas, one lane highways, or behind other traffic going the speed limit in the left most lane. Retard brigades will stop at nothing to pass you and will often tailgate and cut off other drivers to achieve their goals of getting stuck behind the next group of vehicles going the speed limit.

Oh shit. Here comes another retard brigade. I better move over and let them by.

by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023

partial retard

one who isnt a total spaz but basically acts pretty stupid and/or like a tard.

* when Mark threw the wild bear a sandwich I was certain he was a partial retard.

by jenni! holla! August 1, 2008

reality retard

Someone too stupid to tell what's real and what's not.
Someone who believes everything is factual that they see on reality TV shows.
Someone who believes what they see on History Channel is fake and E! is real.
A person of low intelligence who lives in a fantasy world.

My reality retard sister can't get enough of the reality shows.

by jsd9632 March 7, 2012

verbal retard

A verbal retard is some one who speks compleatly in slang to the point it is frustrating to talk to them and some times even hard to understand them even if you and the verbal retard grew up in the same city

person 1 where ya wanna ga to night like
person 2 sorry what i did not understand you
person 1 whats the matta like are ya def or something
person 2 sorry you must be a verbal retard i cant understand a word you just seid

by Emmologist October 8, 2014