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Rectal Reception

My boyfriend's ex-wife taught me how to give him a rectal reception.
by Hope Fully May 16, 2025
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Rectangled

When you are in Nesset and you are over 10 beers.
Yo Nuefer, I was rectangled last night after banging Allie buggan

I was tangie last night Bucky
by FERDABEER May 20, 2025
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rectalplasm

"Elton John is such a faggot, imagine the rectalplasm!"
by gottkrieg June 13, 2025
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Something one may exclaim when going through a severe lactose-intolerant episode.
“You drank a pint of milk? But you’re lactose-intolerant.”

— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”
by lord anton June 24, 2025
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Rectal Meat Sack

The Saggy Meat Rag involves 1 male and 2 females. From here is when the male allows both females to wear humongous straps (12+ inches) and allows them to take turns railing him so hard to where his rectum eventually sags out of his ass. At this point the male will proceed get head by both females at the same time, one sucking his penis and the other sucking his Rectal Meat Sack.
Female: hey, can I suck that shit stained Rectal Meat Sack?
Male: Sure!!!
by UrbDicMenace August 3, 2025
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Rectan

I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK IT UP ENHAAA
The drawing looks like a rectan!
by ic_79 September 16, 2025
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Rectalatorian

A name given to an sophisticated asshole of a person
The country club was filled with rectalatorian uplifted noses.
by Rychus Bear September 30, 2025
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