Royallie

A royal wank. Rubbing one out on the sly with the protection of a love rubber.

Me: "What the fuck, there's a spunked up jimmy hat on the back seat!"
Stapo: "Yeah Chin.E was having a royallie back there"
Me: "What's a royallie?
Stapo: "A royal wank, its when you tarp up & rub one out, keeps the sheets tidy"

by jimmyhatter July 19, 2011

Sag Royale

1. (Noun) A state of being when the front of one’s torso sags over their pants, typically sweatpants.

2. (Adjective) When one does not have any physical torso sagging, but when it is present in their personality.

1. Timmony: “Old Delilah has such a Sag Royale, that’s why I got her a bra that fits her side boobs.”

2. Mike: “Uncle Cribbs is thin as an anorexic rat, but that homie is such a Sag Royale”

by Smoky Minutae January 30, 2020

Rosalie

Rosalie is a kind girl. When you see her, you feel something you haven’t felt in your life. Long hair, mainly brown, she makes your heart beat even faster than you can. She got a good body, in the average, but you know she got something in her head. She is really intelligent, not a Nerd, but she is in your enrich class. She got good curves and if you had to choose between a ton of girls, you would probably choose her as your girl for you.

First boy: I saw Rosalie at the swimming pool.
Second boy: did you look at her ass?
First boy: yes, it was fabulous...
Second Boy: I told you she had good curves
Rosalie comes to you: what are you talking about?
You then faint...

by ThatGuy!?! January 6, 2018

royally screwed

When one is at the apex of a position that results from a negative problem or situation and appears seemingly impossible to change. i.e. Much worse than screwed

My senior thesis is due tomorrow and I have no research, no concepts, and above all no time to even b.s. one. I am royally screwed.

by Aria Wild February 5, 2004

Rosalie

Probably the most amazing girl that you will ever met in your life. Sometimes she will misunderstand you, sometimes she might make mistakes, but every bad character trait is eclipsed by her amazing personality, her amazing sense of humour and her untouchable beauty.

Besides her amazing character, she tops all that by being smart and hard working, even if she will never admit it. She is sometimes a nerd and other times the "bad bitch" type, but always loyal and caring. If you ever get a Rosalie in your life, don't miss out on her, never cheat on her and always treat her right.

Rob: Yo, this Rosalie girl is quite good for you fam, what are you waiting for?

You: I think she deserves way more.

Rob: Fam, this is wifey material, go for it!

by TheOneAndOnly98 February 3, 2021

royaled

Used in the United Kingdom as being Fucked.

First time I heard was an employee that was caught on video stealing from the "lost and found" he said "I am totally Royaled" and he was and quit the same day, rather than being sent through the corporate corrective action.

by Rul of the world August 10, 2009

Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64

A bootleg Brazilian version of 1996's International Superstar 64, a soccer game for the Nintendo 64. It recently became the new Rick Roll of some sorts, where you never expect the opening to appear, but yet it does. Also one of the best games ever created by the human race, and can even be said unironically.

Guy 1: Damn I'm bored. What do you want to do besides play boring EA world famous FIFA?
Guy 2: How about we play Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64?
Guy 1: Damn hell no I don't even have a n64.
Wendy's Manager: *opens dumpster* Who the hell are you and why did you make a man cave inside of the dumpster behind the restaurant?
Guy 2: F U C K

by Dang_dats_not_bad May 9, 2020