Back in ancient times, before battles of yore, the Romans would prepare themselves to fight against legends and other beings. In order to cleanse themselves, they would take (for their time) the greatest dump in recorded history. If you take such a cleansing dump that you can accurately predict the moment of the next good fortune that you will experience, you have just taken a roman dump.
Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.
Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.
Man 1: You have been in the bathroom all day! Did you fall in?
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.
Man 1: Wow. You are my God.
Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.
Man 1: Wow. You are my God.
Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.
by Master of Sageville April 14, 2010
Get the Roman Dump mug.A movement that seeks to revive the religion,politics and all the culture of ancient Rome and replace modern culture with them, and think the only thing we need to keep is modern technology etc.
The people in the movement believe that the best way to live is like the ancient Romans.
The people in the movement believe that the best way to live is like the ancient Romans.
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The act of placing your balls on someone’s forehead and draping your penis strait down the nose. This act looks just like a real Roman helmet!!
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Get the Romance explosion mug.Roman is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s cool, charming, sweet, hot, funny, athletic, and so smart. Although he has a bunch of girls trying to be his girlfriend, he only wants one girl the most. But he’ll never tell you because he doesn’t even know that. He skates and can do any trick you can name. He’s the cutest guy you’ll ever meet.
Roman enjoys the park and flirting with girls. He also is really good at video games and is really competitive. He loves music, specifically P!ATD and MCR but he also likes other music artists.
He has a red streak in his hair. It’s faded now so it’s kinda of this orangish blond now. He really needs a haircut and is overall the best person you can ever meet.
He also watches a ton of anime and has a six pack.
Roman enjoys the park and flirting with girls. He also is really good at video games and is really competitive. He loves music, specifically P!ATD and MCR but he also likes other music artists.
He has a red streak in his hair. It’s faded now so it’s kinda of this orangish blond now. He really needs a haircut and is overall the best person you can ever meet.
He also watches a ton of anime and has a six pack.
“I wish I was him.”
“How is he so cool?”
“Did you see Roman in the locker room? He has a six pack! He’s totally shredded!”
“How is he so cool?”
“Did you see Roman in the locker room? He has a six pack! He’s totally shredded!”
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