by Dio.jefe August 17, 2023
Stacy came home after a girls night out last night and I wanted to surprise her, but ended up eating a roast beef sandwich with Mayo instead! That cheating whore!
by Reversecougar00 December 23, 2022
Do you have that one sensitive friend that annoys you the fuck out, today you can roast them for the whole entire day 💞
by Allieinit April 25, 2021
by Anonymous153775 January 04, 2020
Roast ant ginger you know because it is your day to do it! Also, you can roast them whenever else you want to throughout the year
Ginger: “Hey, why are you roasting me?”
Me: “Cause it’s national roast gingers day today!”
Ginger: “oh, ok...”
Me: “Cause it’s national roast gingers day today!”
Ginger: “oh, ok...”
by KentuckyWammy November 15, 2019
A Five-Minute Spit-Roast is a spit-roasting that a group of cadets give to another cadet. Each of the other cadets in the pod (5) give the 6th a spit-roasting, but they can fuck him in his mouth or asshole for only five minutes at a time, and then they have to let someone else in. The guys keep doing this until everyone has had at least one cumgasm.
by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021
Roast Beef Mud Flaps are the oversized lips of the vagina that resemble the mud flaps on a semi truck if they were made out of roast beef. This phenomena is often related to the woman having an excess of sexual partners, and/or extreme stretching by the use of sexual toys.
Chris: Hey man, did you end up hitting that last night?
Ken: Yeah, but it wasn't that great.
Chris: Why not?
Ken: Well, she had a massive set of roast beef mud flaps.
Chris: Were they that bad?
Ken: Yeah, it looked like she road a chainsaw to work everyday.
Ken: Yeah, but it wasn't that great.
Chris: Why not?
Ken: Well, she had a massive set of roast beef mud flaps.
Chris: Were they that bad?
Ken: Yeah, it looked like she road a chainsaw to work everyday.
by Queef Chief April 26, 2016