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Truckie's Roast

You: I forgot to bring my lunch to work today
Them: You can grab a truckie's roast out of the freezer and put it in the pie warmer.
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The Roman Empire Roast Game

The fact that Roman families literally ate their own children as their "Saturnalia Feasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in the titular god of agriculture, Saturn.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.

Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
Citizens of Rome, hear me now! Just as those distant peoples—whom we shall name "Americans"—will, in the fullness of time, some two thousand five hundred years hence, engage in such folly, so too do we, the sons and daughters of this great Empire, partake in mirth and jest. Yet, what they will one day call their own, we have already named and perfected. Behold, it is called *Ludus Imperii Romani*—The Roman Empire Roast Game!

In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
by The Gallagher April 7, 2025
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Alabama spit roast

When you 2 guys are bang a woman and they both finish in her ass and then arm wrestle the looser drinks their cum from her ass
JED AND TED HAD AN ALABAMA SPIT ROAST WITH JENNIFER AND TED LOST 😳
by Lmao life January 17, 2026
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Fairfax Spit Roast

a horrible sexual act when a woman is in between 2 men and one of the men fists her asshole while the other puts his cock in the girls mouth, after this she is attempted to be lifted in the air and rotated like meat on a spit roast
yo, my dad and uncle were hitting the Fairfax Spit Roast on a chick last night
by GarrisonEDDY March 8, 2026
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Mississippi bum roast

When you fart so hard sitting in a heated seat that it turns off the heat!
I was getting a heated massage and then I did a Mississippi bum roast.
by Vashie Smashie November 14, 2025
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BoilerMaker Rump Roast

When a boilermaker goes to the local butcher to get a cut of meat in the shape of a big fat cock. Usually from a cow, but can be from a sizable pig.
Dan had to witness Brent walk in with a boilermaker rump roast, he asked Brent if it would be smoked or seasoned, Brent replied that it would be lubed.
by InspectrumDave November 23, 2025
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Houston Spit Roast

When you’re in an applebees, blinker the cart and end up throwing up and shitting at the same time in their bathroom.
Hey, where’d anthony go? “he got hit by the houston spit roast.”
by goonsquadd December 30, 2025
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