Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.

Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.

Take me to the pumpkin patch by DJMAA November 17, 2023

Among us gyat pumpkin

It’s a pumpkin shaped like an among us character with gyat

There is an among us gyat pumpkin

Among us gyat pumpkin by Chicken tikka masala 20552 February 12, 2025

Upside Down Pumpkin 

When you flip a pregnant woman upside down while rubbing her clit and licking her cinnamon ring.

I upside down pumpkin my wife at our best friends party.

Upside Down Pumpkin by Deadpool Pumpkin May 15, 2025

carving the pumpkin

When you paint a pumpkin on a woman's back and put a flashlight in her butt.

Last night, The power went out so I was carving the pumpkin with Pam. Good thing I had a flashlight and a fleshlight.

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carving the pumpkin by Damon K. October 21, 2025

Chili In a Pumpkin

A pregnant woman with diarrhea

“At eight months pregnant and sprinting to the bathroom for the third time, she sighed and said, ‘Yep… it’s officially chili in a pumpkin.’”

Chili In a Pumpkin by ClemDawg February 17, 2026

Pumpkinsexual 

A pumpkinsexual is someone that is sexually attracted to pumpkins. Though no conclusive evidence has been compiled it has been rumored that Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, being one of the first people to possibly be pumpkinsexual and homophobic.

"Hey Monty. Have you heard that Pastor McMurtry might be Pumpkinsexual."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really know."

Pumpkinsexual by Halloween Cannon June 4, 2019

pumpin pork chops 

This describes one who is eating Southern food with gusto or having vigorous sex.

Sweet Willie was really pumpin pork chops down at the buffet!

pumpin pork chops by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017