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premature elabelation

Being socially stereo-typed while online. Before someone actually meets you, they already know what they think about you due to email, sms, dating sites, etc. They prematurely 'e' label you.
"Ooh look at that girl, the picture doesn't show, but she looks like the kind of girl that has a fat ass!"

"It seems that everyone on this blog is a complete dumbass, especially that guy!" "Yeah, that's premature elabelation, but you're prolly right!" haha
by DJ-9 December 10, 2011
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Premature esendulation

Hitting the "send" button before you really intended to.
Sorry my text/email didn't make sense...it was another case of premature esendulation.
by Fogan McSchmogan July 21, 2011
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premature deplanetation

The act of NASA downgrading Pluto from a planet to a "dwarf planet" (whatever THAT is) prematurely then finding yet another moon orbiting it. The act of premature deplanetation caused all science textbooks and supplemental teaching materials published prior to 2006 to be obsolete. However, with this fourth moon discovery, could Pluto regain it's glory as a full fledged planet?
Joe: Dude, can you believe that Pluto is not a planet? Now I can't teach my kids that mnemonic device "My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" to learn the planets.

Mike: Don't worry, Bro. I heard NASA is experiencing some premature deplanetation since they discovered Pluto has a fourth moon.
by Miss Gradenko July 21, 2011
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Premature Nerdgasm

A Premature Nerdgasm is when you have a nerdgasm about something defining comics, anime, or any other kind of fandom, speculating what you think might be happening, but only to find out you are dead wrong.

The Premature Nerdgasm MIGHT be followed by a true nerdgasm if it turns out it is actually better than your insane theory.
"I thought the Doctor was back on Gallifrey, giving me a nerdgasm, but it turns out he was actually in this place called the House or something, I don't know, I wasn't paying attention, so I guess I just suffered, like many Americans, a 'premature nerdgasm'." - Nerdy Man
by GentlemanChapNuts July 24, 2011
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Premature Textuation

When you accidently send a text when you are only half way through it or have not completed it.
Someone does not understand the half or partial text you accidently hit send on - you respond.

"Sorry, premature textuation"
by csb1000 September 30, 2011
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premature tweetjaculation

When you send off a tweet before reading it, and you regret it later.
Dude, I had a premature tweetjaculation last night when I was drunk off my ass.
by Poopsie88 December 15, 2011
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Premature checkulation

When someone checks you in on their smart phone before you've actually arrived at the establishment
Hey Lola, I saw on Facebook you checked me into the Bulldyke Lounge while I was still 30 minutes away. What's up with the premature checkulation?
by SpikeDurden December 27, 2011
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