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Potato Salad

An extremely addictive, potent, hallujuicenetic substance. Composed mainly of potatoe, egg, mayonaise,and chopped vegetables. The consumption of Potato Salad generally causes severe outbreaks of complete insanity. The effects of Potato Salad are hidden from non-potato salad users.
Dave:"I AM FREAKIN OUT MAN!"

Chase:'dude, its only potato salad...'

Dave:"NO DUDE! I AM FREAKING OUT!!! *Howl*"

Chase:'MY GOD! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN! ITS JUST
by BigNig May 7, 2005
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Mashed Potato

n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen
I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.
by assarakh June 24, 2003
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Hot Potato

Heavy set girl on the dance floor that gets passed around by a group of guys.
We had a blast at the club last night passing around that hot potato.
by Papa Ev April 28, 2015
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sweet potato pie

1: Female Vagina

2: To have sexual relations with a female.
by 2slick2pretty July 25, 2003
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loaded baked potato

the act of performing veracious anal thrustage while the anal cavity has reached maximum fecal capacity. After fertilizing the know tender "potato" with your seed, place a dinner saucer beneath the anus. Watch the steaming spud plop onto the saucer with with copious amounts of your freshly churned genetic sour cream.

See also 'gravy boat'
Anytime Johny wants a loaded baked potato, I bend over and tell him "Fill 'er up!"
by Dock and Load! September 13, 2009
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Potato

I like potatoes, because they are life.
by Daas Potatoez June 6, 2017
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Dancing Potatoes

After I dumped her, she kneed me right in the dancing potatoes.
by Portly Ninja August 28, 2006
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