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local poking post

a girl(or guy) that is known to be extremely easy and is receptive to depraved acts like rimjobs and ass to mouth. they are typically reputed to have every cock in town stuck in every opening on their body at least once.
candice leigh price is an example of a local poking post
by josh younggayblood February 14, 2008
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poke smot

a slang phrase for smoking marijuana, coined by switching the first two letters in the phrase "smoke pot" in order to somewhat conceal your intentions
Guy 1: Yo u got any plans tonight?
Guy 2: Nah, not really probably just gonna go poke some smot
Guy 1: Nice, id b down to poke smot tonight
by Pseud O Nym October 25, 2009
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pokemon universe

Pokemon Universe is an online game from the future (also known as PU). One day the internet will migrate to the pokemon universe. The universe will begin with a big bang of trainers from around the internet, but don't worry, all of the noobs will be weeded out when they enter the caves of Zubat.
#1 - Joe: "What happened to Austin?" - Ethan: "Zubat!" - Joe: "Ah."

#2 - Alex: "My Pokemon Universe team is full of Mudkips. Aren't I awesome?" - Eric: "PU n00b."
by Spirit42 July 8, 2010
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lemon-poking

The act of juicing a lemon with an erect penus.
After Mike was done lemon-poking, he opened a lemonade stand.
by Sokolov September 21, 2008
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pokemosh

Pokemosh, stemmed from Poke Mosher, similar to Pokemon, which means Pocket Monster. Pokemosh basiclly means Pocket Mosher.

Pocket Mosher or Pokemosh are usually young Rock or metal fans, not actually knowing anything about there style or music genre who just wear generic hoodies of "Metallica", "Slipknot", or "Nirvana".
by Nik_Doof February 5, 2005
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Pokevirgin

A person who has been shamefully deprived of exposure to pokemon, pokemon culture, games, and the like.
"Dude! I couldn't believe it last night, my Wailord beat my Rayquaza!!!"
"uhhmm...what?"
"Man, you're such a Pokevirgin."
by Beccabooboo April 8, 2009
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Pokey bum strum

The female version of 'Pokey bum wank'. To poke one's self in the bottom to increase pleasure, whilst masturbating.
Think i'll just stay in tonight and have a pokey bum strum.
by Anne3260 March 3, 2011
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