Smoke the pipe

An alternative term for a blow job

"That girl's awesome man, I'd fuck her with my feet in boiling fat"

"Ah, but does she smoke the pipe? This is the question"

(best done in a Geordie or Scottish accent)

by Husky Bear September 14, 2009

Piped Out

To be jittery or high looking regardless of intake . the cat is super piped out.

She looked piped out last night.

by Kavaltiia December 07, 2015

pipe cheeks

to fuck a slut without any regard for human life.

That bitch is bad as fuck Ima go pipe cheeks right quick from the back. Man, fuck dat bitch.

by Wetbox August 06, 2014

shit pipe

A large pipe that delivers IBS-induced shit from the house to the bay.

Oh damn, the shit pipe is backed up again.

by m.maggiora December 31, 2009

straight pipe

When you fart with no underwear on. nothing to muffle the sound.

One night me and my girlfriend were doing 69,and with no warning, the loudest straight pipe I ever heard.

by Pete the Plummer February 08, 2004

pipe down

v. to have sexual intercourse with a female

I piped down this chick last night for three hours.

by Nautilus February 16, 2005

pipe shit

The nasty shit that comes out of your hash/weed/oil pipe as your blowing to clean out and sprays all over your girlfriend while she's masturbating.

There I was getting off beside him and what do you know, he ended up blowing his load of pipe shit all over me.

by Jas Uhrig February 10, 2008