turkey piff

a girl who is ugly with flab around her neck which tends to wobble

rah, that gally is turkey piff

by piffmandep July 23, 2013

wag1 piffting

the best way to ask a girl out

oy, wag1 piffting wats your bbm ping innit

by Roadman gang April 15, 2017

Huff puffer

A chronic smoker

"You need to quit smoking you're becoming a huff puffer"

by Star Child89 June 30, 2017

Penguin Puffed

To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons

I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday

by Jules Verne 2000 October 3, 2017

london piffstick

A joint rolled with the highest quality possible

Stoner 1: Damn thats a good joint you rolled

Stoner 2: yeh it’s a real London piffstick

by Jmorphipus June 5, 2018

Willow Puffer

A Willow Puffer is a person who inhales smoke from either a cigarette/joint and exhales it gently towards another persons anus resulting in a wink effect.

Ex: During the war, Jeremy found it rather exceptional to join a willow puffer contest to help feed his family.

by Bb cakes July 31, 2018

Chimney Puffer

Someone who smokes excessively - cigarettes, cannabis or of the sort

Dude look at that guy from school, he’s always smoking, what a chimney puffer

by Offensive terminology June 3, 2018