porcelain pet

Another name for poo, doo doo, taking the browns to the Superbowl.

"Man I gotta squeeze out a porcelain pet right about now"

by Randomhero20 February 14, 2021

mexican autism powered pet

A phrase so profoundly baffling that it transcends language and logic. Originally discovered in the wilds of Roblox bios, this term raises more questions than answers. Is it a pet powered by Mexican autism? A Mexican pet with autism-powered abilities? Nobody knows, yet its existence continues to haunt and amuse those who have witnessed it. Often referenced in moments of sheer confusion or when reality starts to glitch.

“Bro, why is your roblox bio still “Mexican autism powered pet?”

“Same Reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep some mysteries are better left unresolved.

by lukirosdiscordkitten March 10, 2025

Bar Pet

in the context of humans, a bar pet could refer to a regular patron or someone who is always at the bar, often known to the staff and other customers. They might be endearing, eccentric, or just always present, earning them a playful, affectionate label like a "bar pet."

Jadyn is such a bar pet, she's always hanging out with the staff.

by JakeR22 January 8, 2025

Pet rock

1. A fad from the mid 70's which was just a rock in a box.
2. The type of music Flipper announced that they played.

1. Did you hear James bought a pet rock? What a dumbass, that trend's been dead since 1976!
2. "Announcing that they were playing a new form of music called 'PET rock' ('not a joke, and if it were, it wouldn't be funny')..." - Some websites regarding Flipper.

by hcpunkfan703 August 16, 2018

Pet-Dog-Water-Fish

A creature that your baby grandmother would purchase.

My Pet-Dog-Water-Fish is drowning!

by thenigletniggler February 7, 2023

The Next Pet Rock

quick claim to fame; the next new trend; the next bonanza; your 15 minutes of fame, if you're pedestrian.

She's always thinking of ways to come up with the next pet rock.

by postmenopausal September 19, 2015

Can i pet that dawg?

A phrase said by a little girl that went viral when she saw a bear and said "can I pet that dawg? "

Little girl:can I pet that dawg?

Woman: No
Man:...

Little girl:can I pet that dawggg?!!!???

Woman:no 😂
Little girl:👺CaN I PeT ThAt DaWg!? 👺
Woman:😂😂😂😂

by NAINAI12 May 4, 2024