Stress pet

A pet that helps reduce stress. Fish, guinea pig, rabbit etc.
I’ve been having a rough month I think I might get a fish as my stress pet.
by Mikev August 26, 2021
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pet my roo

Bob: Pet my roo
Lisa: *proceeds to fondle his penis
by Austin2400 February 06, 2017
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Pet-Cucked

The act of someone making a pet love them more than their owner
"I have seen Sam's dog with Isabelle a lot lately"
-"Are you suggesting..."
"Yes, I think Sam is being Pet-Cucked"
by CosmicPond January 08, 2020
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SOCIAL PET WORK

STEVE : WHERE MY DINNER? WHERES MUM?
DAD : YOUR MUMS OUT THERE DOING HER SOCIAL PET WORK

STEVE : OH SHIT
by SUPER FURI January 25, 2011
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pet accident

A pet accident is when you shit in your partners lap
John: Hey pal, how's it going?

Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁
by Hoggg December 28, 2023
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Bin pet

If you have a fettish for bin weevils then you are a bin pet.
by Makegoodchoiceskids March 25, 2022
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Cum Pet

A child that is raised to mainly to exist to lift up on a pedestal and be dependent on the parent that raised them that way. There is no mental or emotional freedom of thought (out loud) that a Cum Pet can voice, unless they are in rebellion. They are told what their opinions are on every topic imaginable before they can think to have one of their own. The Cum Pet believes everything that the enabling and controlling parents do is to keep them safe and help them, which is more often untrue, as it diminishes and hurts their personal growth on multiple levels. They come from parents that are extremely manipulative of what their child experiences and labels all experiences that could cause them to be more independent as bad / evil, dangerous or deplorable.
There is a difference between a 'cum pet' and a child.
Cum pets are raised to not think critically or to be creative, and to emotional and otherwise rely on their family, not themselves. They basically have clipped wings and are extremely sheltered so they don't fly the coop mentally, emotionally or otherwise. They don't have independent thoughts based on obscured facts. They are merely an extension and shadow of those who made them way way, nothing more.

When a child is truly raised to be a grown adult and potential leader, he or she learns all those opposite to a cum pet, and unlearns the old obsolete ways.
by Have a Snickers July 07, 2023
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