bethan perkins

shes a whore who sleeps around with your mates brothers

dang jodie did a bethan perkins on sian! rudeeee

by safetybro April 29, 2010

perineumic

1. Of, relating to, or metaphorically resembling the perineum ("taint").

2. Esoteric; hard to discern.

3. Not black-and-white or cut-and-dry, but rather consisting of multiple different sides, perhaps to the point of nausea, confusion, or frustration.

1. "That guy's bald head is so...perineumic!" LMAO

2. "Professor, could you be just a bit less perineumic when explaining the complexities of quantum-mechanical theories to us?"

by William T. Morgan (II) May 22, 2006

Parking North Carolina Style

Crossing the flow of traffic to park with your driver door against the curb. Illegal in almost the entire country, popular in North Carolina

The only spot is on the other side and I'm too lazy and inconsiderate to pull a u-turn, I'll just enjoy parking North Carolina style.

by Fyzbo September 26, 2014

Parking enforcement

Basically a nice way of saying "parking duty". These usually consist of lazy or fat cops who don't have what it takes to be a real cop on patrol. These are usually the little bastards that give you parking tickets because it is pretty much their only jurisdiction.

Wife; How was work?
Husband; Good
Wife; What'd you do? Did you get any arrest?
Husband; Yeah, I arrested someone for stealing a traffic cone.
Wife; That's lame
Husband; Honey I was on parking enforcement though because I don't have what it takes to be a real cop.
Wife; That's alright, you've already proved in the bedroom that you didn't have what it takes.
Husband; !!!!!

by Crediblesea June 2, 2018

the parkinson

A dance which you stand up and shake your hands like you have parkinsons. Usually one thrusts one arm forward, and the other back, maybe pointing to a potential mate.

Hey, does that guy have parkinson's disease?
No, he's just doing The Parkinson.

by thegreatwizardlive January 1, 2008

Fury Pecking

When one is engaged in heated debate/argument online and seems to forget how to type properly, and so they hunt and peck in a furious manner, usually as fast as they can see the keys.

person 1: "How was the talk with your girlfriend last night?"

person 2: "Not good bro, she had me fury pecking"

by random addition March 14, 2008

Head pecking

The less than subtle attemp to seduce someone by displaying strong animal tendencies.

In a classic exaple of head pecking one might say "you have no idea how bad I wanna peck your head right now!"

by Sqymcsqkrsn January 15, 2013