parent msg

COCAINE

ima snort some parent msg

by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 29, 2020

National piss on your parents lawn day

This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.

Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss

by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020

Parent Teacher Conference

When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".

Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!

by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023

Asian parents

they're mostly strict and dominant.

it's probably because of cultural values.

In most Asian countries, authority is deeply honored and you must respect your elders.

person a: i have those asian parents
person b: i feel bad for u

by VivianR34 May 13, 2023

havis parents

synonym for dead/long gone

Girl i’ll be havis parents if i dont study hard
girl im havis parents as a chile

by Ray_ma October 31, 2025

sarahgate parent

A motherly lady named Sarah who fills in for a child's real mommy.

Da nice lady at da local daycare center serves as a sarahgate parent for a lot of pint-sized kiddos every day.

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

homeschool parent on their first day

if u r a homeschool parent on ur first day, u probably cried, if u have multiple kids uh yeah u cried, during homeschool, u always go 4 the younger child because ur probably thinking u r child has 2 find words that rhyme with cat. good luck

u know it looks like that DJ from fuller house is a homeschool parent on their first day.

by thatrandomkidonurbandictonary July 19, 2021