Planking

When a person or persons lie flat and rigid face down with both palms pointed down, usually across two surfaces not meant to be lied on. Originating in Australia

Jeff: check out my mad planking skills
Frank: dude you just planked across two buses, this is going on facebook

by Jaywalrus July 10, 2011

Planking

To lie across 2 parallel objects.

Fan 1:
Bro look at the Plankerz: Ryan (RyPlank), Bravo (Splinter), Jensen, Brian, and CJ. They're Planking like pros.
Fan 2:
They are pros.

by $$Lumber$$ August 6, 2011

Parking Lot Patty

PLP is can go for any guy or girl that frequents truck stops and bar parking lots for anonymous sex, but generally it is giving oral to another male and then getting kicked to the curb. Generally, PLP's are regulars at these places, and everyone knows what the are up to.

There goes Patty and that bitch is on the prowl. Hope I locked my car. I do not want to have any surprises in wait.

Poor Parking Lot Patty, hope I am never that pathetic.

Where is PLP, I need to bust one out.

by Nozzle Le Douche' October 4, 2012

Packing a hot one

When you have a jonny (condom) with you.

Hey baby, I'm "packing a hot one" tonight.

by FuckTardTheFoetus April 16, 2015

parking hole

A place to park, A parking spot, Mostly the only spot open that's sandwiched between 2 other vehicles. I live in Texas and far from the city. When I go into the City finding a parking hole, spot, whatever, is dreadful.

1. That bitch got the last parking hole. 2. They took my parking hole.

by Ismith10 January 22, 2018

Packing a fat lip

The action of packing your lip full of dip. This must be a large amount of dip to be considered a fat lip.

Southerndipper88: BRB packing a fat lip full of Copenhagen dip YEE YEE

Christiangamer67: Save me a pinch

by Sovietpizza May 13, 2018

Packing a Hog

Inserting a big pinch of chewing tobacco in your lip

“Jesus look at Kyle the guys packing a hog right now “

“I can’t drink right now I just packed a fat hog”

by Papa_stem82 February 6, 2021