Pepper the poop

To ruin something fun for someone else.

"The disgusting dog just swallowed an entire turd in one gulp. I am going to pepper the poop."

See also peppering the poop and peppered the poop.

by Lunazen November 19, 2010

Fusion Poop

When two people stand back to back over a toilet, bend over, press their butt checks hard against the opposing person's butt cheeks, proceed to deficate simultaneously, at which point a single stream of poop will form at the intersection between their butt cheeks, and the now united poop will fall ideally to the direct centre of the toilet bowl below.

Hey Jeremy, I gotta poop now, you gotta poop now, there is only one toilet, let's do a fusion poop.

by DrPriestopolous December 31, 2016

poop fishing

when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away

burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"

by C0TT07V January 26, 2010

poop terrorist

One who enters a group gathering, such as a party, to then leave the largest, smelliest poop; climb out the window, and re-enter the party.

Josh went to the bathroom only to find their had been a poop terrorist attack.

by Poopterrorist18 December 2, 2013

Poop in the butt

This is a phrase that is used when you want to explain how poop is in the butt, or you want to seamlessly add to the conversation.

“What’s your answer to the trolley problem?”

“Poop in the butt”

by hate_gt May 22, 2023

Sneak pooped

When trickery is used to get you in a situation that turns out to be far different then was advertised.

My friend invited me to dinner at his home and then ambushed me with a Cutco Knives presentation.

"My friend sneak pooped me into listening to a multi-level sales pitch."

by Idaho Tough September 27, 2013

Poop Snooter

When one spreads their buttcheeks, farts in their hand, and smells it.

Rosenberg had the worst poop snooter last night. He threw up after it!

by bigdaddyroach November 21, 2010