Pooftaface

An expression used to describe a meal in which the food is really shit and disappointing, almost enough so to ruin someone's mood, but luckily the company is amazing and almost makes up for it.

M: Did you taste this ice-cream?
B: Yeah, pooftaface! It tastes like dick.
M: It must be Coles homebrand.

by cptnckhd December 10, 2016

Poofed

Poofed: When you have had too much of something, you couldn't possibly have any more.

Synonyms: starffed, shanked, full.
Antonyms: starvin, hungy

Richo, "mate i'm poofed, I couldn't possibly take another bite."

Me, "what'd you call me mate?"

by carelisaslopee! August 6, 2017

poofteesy

a term which describes a young man

damn that poofteesy is looking fine

by BigBoyMinty August 19, 2017

poofy logic

Logic, that while is true doesn't stand up against much.

Bob: A turtle is only a turtle because we call it that.
Bobette: That's poofy logic, man.

by UnsocialGamer September 20, 2017

poofenfoggin

The cloud of black smoke that blinds you when behind one of those dodge cummins or chevy duramaxx diesels and they hit the pedal to the floor you get poofenfoggin

Man) oh damn i cant see a thing. That redneck is poofenfogginthe whole intersection
Dude) yea i hate those damn wanna be 18 wheelers

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 21, 2017

poofer

a person who suddenly disappears and then reappears out of nowhere

izzy: "where did Matilda go?"

matilda: "over here?"
izzy: how did you get there?"

matilda: "im just a really talented poofer

by I.Didnt.Do.It July 10, 2018

Poofs

Poofs means a pack of Gays, Lesbians or just meaning that they are unfunny and a bunch of cunts.

"AWW MATE LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING POOFS."

by JJ-TACOS November 8, 2018