soup in the can

during sex the male will donkey punch his partner at which point he will ejaculate in their face. then take a empty soup can and shit in it. wipe the cum off their face and use it for seasoning. then say "minestrone soup bitch"and make them eat it. you may also add salt and pepper.

"last friday i gave gabe glasser the good ol soup in the can"

by fred dick June 4, 2007

POP CAN

When you have a dick shaped like a pop can.
Now all that long, but mega-diameter in size.

I uesd my pop can on that chick last night.

by dtznuff July 5, 2006

Fart can

A women that doesn't work and lives off of other people, usually doesn't own much. No ambition.

What a bunch of fart cans he has living with him.

by frozenbread15 May 12, 2016

tuna can

another term for a chode

Billy is a cock-sucker with a specialty for tuna cans.

by SuperMoraceo April 12, 2005

Afri-cans

Saggy tits, flewbies, naked pictures of Afican women's tits in National Geographic magazine, cans.

Julian: When I was a teenager over 50 years ago, the first pictures of naked tits I ever saw were Afri-cans.

by TaraC July 4, 2006

Can Confirm

To confirm a simple question or remark. Also to get out of a awkward conversation.

Hey did you get a girl pregnant?
Can Confirm
Can Confirm

by Can Confirm March 30, 2017

canned cheese

Like cheese only more awesom because of its ease of use.

OMFG I love to squirt canned cheese into my mouth.

by Atma Weapon December 22, 2004