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whereness

The perspective that something has a real placement
"Where's Jane?"
"IDK, shes probably Outside again."
"Shit. the lack of Whereness there is gonna shit all over her head."
by jackthecutter November 13, 2019
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Where the sun doesn’t shine

The place where poop comes from, and also a place where a penis likes to go visit sometimes. Typically, it is so hidden between the fluffy, buttery, biscuits that the sun never has a chance to shine on it. Also see: Sphincter Sun Bathing.
Angry response: “you can go stick it where the sun doesn’t shine!”
Hopeful question: “ any chance I might be able to park my fleshy-torpedo in the back-vagina, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
by Gomer Kyle August 27, 2023
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WHERES THE REMOTE?

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MOM WHERES THE REMOTE? FASTTT
by Fritezas September 16, 2020
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Where the table lands

“Where the table lands,” refers to allowing things to happen naturally and accepting the outcome, without trying to change it.
Him: Can we talk later?
Her: I’ll be back in about two hours.
Him: Ok, we’ll see where the table lands then.
by ETENKHF February 15, 2025
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Where

Could be here, there or anywhere!
Where do you think you are going?
Not sure, kind of just flowing, you?
I try to organize my life and hopefully I make no errors.
So you factor everything that could possibly happen into account?
No, just what's reasonable.
I see.
by King Zero owner of da Universe October 19, 2023
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