pop music

Pop Music: the reason I have my dad's .22 loaded, next to my head if I hear that goddamn "Toxic" song one more time!!

1. Who really wants to know about Britney's sexual peferences?(That was a retortical question, boys.)
2. I really do not give a shit about being young and hopeless.

by dark soul March 16, 2004

Rap Music

Musical style invented by Deborah Harry, lead singer of Blondie and perpetuated by music publishers curious to see how long; 1)African American males can continue to murder each other for trivial reasons and 2)African American females can continue to be exemplified as anonymous arm decoration and interchangable sex toys.

'It's a shame there's no handgun brand that rhymes with 'bitch' or 'ho', since it would make rap lyrics much easier to write'

by MYCRFT July 16, 2008

Music Industry

Something mainstream pop fans confuse with the modelling industry.

The music industry today panders to the lowest common denominator, and those fools confused it with the modelling industry.

by Archer250 January 1, 2012

Music Nerd

One who is quite knowledgeable about music. Every time they get engaged in an arguement about music, they win. They usually play at least one instrument and are good at it. They can read and/or improv really well. They seem (and probably do) to know the answers to just about every bit of music trivia. They also seem to have heard everything and know about all the cool bands before you and everyone else.

Person 1: "Have you heard this really cool song by this really cool band?"
Person 2: "Of course! I heard it the day after it came out!"
Person 1: "You're such a music nerd!"
Person 2: "I know! Should I start learning mandolin or bassoon next week? I can't decide..."
Person 1: "Well, you ALREADY play at least 27 instrument... But I'd go with bassoon."

by Elfiepie December 18, 2013

Toad Muscle

Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.

Philosopher1: What did we just say?
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...

by Dingus Hwas September 21, 2008

greatest music critic of all time

Dr. David Thorpe, PHD, a NASA scientist.

See David Thorpe and www.somethingawful.com/yourbandsucks

by slakresistance September 17, 2004

muscle queen

A gay man who pumps iron every waking moment in order to be as physically appealing to other men as possible. Often lives in Manhattan's Chelsea section.

I found a great apartment on 23rd and 7th - immaculate, pine wood floors, rent control, and best of all, my new roommate's never home; he spends all his time at David Barton Gym. Total muscle queen.

by NY girl February 13, 2004