by eeyore57 September 3, 2004
Get the Cutting Muffins mug.Possibly one of the sexiest things a girl can show off. Scientists spent decades calculating the "perfect waist to hip ratio" forgetting to realize that showing off slight imperfections can be far sexier than aiming for perfection.
by crazy hank June 22, 2010
Get the Muffin Top mug.When an overweight female wears her pants too tight it creates a muffin top and a camel toe that blend together. Not a good look.
by Ilovemesumme March 28, 2009
Get the Muffin' Toe mug.Slang for a woman's vagina. Analogous with the slang term disco stick in reference to the male penis.
Ex 1: Let's have some fun, this beat is dope, I want to take a ride on your muffin slope.
Ex 2: Todd's mom has one hell of a muffin slope.
Ex 2: Todd's mom has one hell of a muffin slope.
by BronzeArmor September 15, 2009
Get the Muffin Slope mug.Something that one says when uber frustrated, but it is not appropriate to swear. Supposed to be a cute phrase, and should be said with a firm grimace.
"Oh urgle muffins!" cried the girl after dropping a cement block on her foot in the middle of the UN meeting.
by Jean pierre escargot June 12, 2009
Get the urgle muffins mug.Formally known as 'English Muffins', Freedoms Muffins are a term if you think they still taste good but hate England.
Yo pass me those Freedom Muffins and some butter. Oh shit, did you see the oil spill... fuck BP! Colberttttttttttttttttttttttt
by 62293Colbert802 June 16, 2010
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by -chelly* May 27, 2007
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