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by |< /\ /\/ € |› |-| /-\ /\/ January 16, 2005

madderall

taking so much Adderall you become cujo angry. uncontrollable, unstoppable, almost frothing at the mouth

eebs that girl looks madderall, stay away man shes clearly been taking too much Adderall, and is acting super crazy

by maxspinnaker January 24, 2014

modern baseball

when two guys are doing the same girl, and clap their balls together

"dude, me and my brother played modern baseball with this freaky chick last night"

by freakofthenation24 January 12, 2016

Modernisation

The process of deconstructing practices, techniques and standards of the past and replacing them with modern methodology particularly concerning cost efficiency, increase in profit margins often with the result of declining customer service.

Elderly man - "We used to be served tea and biscuits when we travelled by rail in our own compartments."

Young man - "That's so old fashioned, the railways have gone through a period of modernisation under the government recently. They've got rid of the expensive complimentary tea and biscuits and shove us into cattle trucks now. That's much more modern.'

by Chairfax August 2, 2008

mudderbutter

engaging in anal sex with a female, then taking ur shit covered dick and procceeding to titty-fuck her

dude i totally mudderbuttered that chick last night

by tskron April 23, 2009

Modern Antiquity

(1) Any time in the modern era that predates your conception birthday.

(2) The latter half of the 20th Century; before the Aughts.

(3) The time before email, smartphones and the world wide web.

(4) When your parents grew up.

Before the Aughts, in times of modern antiquity, people had to sit in meetings, pay attention and actually single-task. Can you imagine not being able to text, update your status, or check-in?

by Headington Cabal September 24, 2011

moderate ice cake

a cake made out of ice that is moderately tasty

Bob: "Man, I had this ice cake yesterday"
Joe: "How was it?"
Bob: "It was a moderate ice cake."

by stranger.you. August 23, 2011