morning wood

a thing that i get when i wake up then, after wiping the sand crusties out of my eyes i chop my morning wood if you know what i mean

man my morning wood was so big i choped that wood till i photosynthisied all over my bed

by volcomeskater555 September 8, 2009

morning glory

After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.

Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!

Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!

by luc richard mbah amoute April 13, 2009

morning star

1. One of the many titles that was given to the Virgin Mary, Mother of God.

2. A weapon resembling the combination of a flail and a mace.

3. A song by the band AFI which gets lots of attention by fans.

*...Morning Star...*

by nikkan_hanil July 12, 2004

morning star

A powerful strain of marijuana.

Pass me the jar of morning star, it is my favorite.

by Bob the 3 legged super cat April 5, 2007

morning warning

An alarm clock. Usually used by night owls who hate getting up early.

I prefer to wake up naturally; I can't stand to use the morning warning.

by Libertine October 8, 2005

morning b's

Bong hits done first thing in the morning, usually before breakfast or even before your feet hit the floor.

I didn't have any classes today, so we did morning b's!

by Sass Smoker July 13, 2006

morning glory

Waking up to stiff wood after having had a recurring dream about a chick from highschool whom you couldn't get to fuck you.

That dream about (insert girl's name here) was great, but now I've got a morning glory.

by Count Jackovsky October 23, 2003