Meowy Misfire

The act of aiming your dick at your girlfriend's cat just as you cum.

Person 1: "Did you see how Jeff pulled a meowy misfire yesterday??"
Person 2: "Yeah, I had to clean it up myself!"

by AssRipper5000 June 5, 2020

Critical Misfire

being too lazy to nut into a sock, tissue or even your hand, resulting in you nailing yourself in the face.

Never spray 'n pray, its not worth a critical misfire

by fagmaster69696969699696420 March 11, 2021

infant misery

it means you were a fucking mistake the moment you were born

look at this little infant misery ass bitch
you were an infant misery from the moment you could walk, no, even before that. the moment you came out the womb

by gojo satoru March 11, 2021

Les Misérables

The Greatest musical of all time. Worst movie of all time

Kid 1: Les misérables is like your cat. Awesome.
Kid 2: whoah

by Big Brain Joe June 2, 2021

arabic misfortune

When 2 black guys get together and rip your ballsack apart

Oh hey John, do you happen to be a victim of arabic misfortune?

by John Byerly July 26, 2021

The Mister Lister

Grab your friends penis place your thumb on his penis rotate it 90 degrees and start masturbating him and his cum will will spray out both sides

I just did the mister lister on my sister!

by AMong us in rel life November 12, 2021

Sketch mister

Sketch mister: A person who you wouldn’t want to have your kids around. Just someone who really gives off they might be a little sticky to the touch vibes.

Hey has anyone seen little susie? No, well crazy Greg was spotted around here earlier and dude is a sketch mister.
And or

Dude you see that crazy looking guy standing in that ally with a free hugs sign! don’t go over there, I fell for that trap last week and he is a total sketch mister so it was a very unpleasant time for me.

by Bigfoots son May 3, 2022