Mile High-Five

The act of receiving a handjob on an airplane beneath an airline blanket or some other garment.

Charles Barkley: "Hey Shaq, I just traded a Sri Lankan woman sitting in coach a bag of peanuts for a mile high-five."
Shaq: "Shazaam!"

by Dash Crushes Gash April 23, 2017

Miles from chemistry

An asshole who is so narcissistic that it’s incomprehensible. He’s disrespectful, rude, and stupid.

“Hey he’s almost as cocky as Miles from chemistry.

by Offended by him February 26, 2018

miles durrett

the best dude ever everyone loves him, great tennis player, super smart, and super sexy

miles durrett is a stud

by mateo tirone March 1, 2018

food miles

Food that is grown very far from the area where it is sold.

In 2010 a community shop opened in the village, selling the local products to reduce the so-called "food miles".

by Bierzo February 21, 2017

jewell and miles

Two kids who met and are very shy towards each other. Only have met once or twice but will soon rule the world together! Love at first sight...

We could be like Jewell and miles one day.

by Unicorn porn xxx March 14, 2017

mile high tug

The act of master-bating on an airplane. Most times in the bathroom of an airplane, can also happen at your seat. Can be used in many different grammar uses (adj, noun, etc.)

Tom: how was your flight?
Bill: Dude half way I got really horny and did a mile high tug!
Tom: Really! The girl next to you was that hot?

by Beauties September 5, 2016

half-mile scare

The uncertainty of whether or not you sharted while running.

"We have to take a break. Just got a half-mile scare."

by Mike&Josh September 5, 2016