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middle school

an evil place where parents put u so they can be kidless for 6-8 hours. it has people called teachers trying to teach u something called an education. then they try to make u pay money to eat "food" that moves and are colors that they shouldn't be. middle school is an evil place i tell ya. another thing. these evil people aka teachers give u something called homework. homework is a punishment i tell ya. it's a way of entertainment for them. when they say it's hard for them too, they're all bull shitting. they LOVE putting big red marks all over ur paper. i love it i tell ya.
p1: so what evil torturous middle school do u go to?
p2: JFK middle
p1: god, sucks 4 u huh?
p2: yea
by JFK Phreak September 30, 2004
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West Virginia's middle finger

A narrow strip of land that pokes up between Ohio and Pennsylvania
The city of Wheeling is located on West Virginia's middle finger.
by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010
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Middle

A BDSM term for age regreshion to 12 to 16 yrs old. They enjoy playing in same way a teen would. Middled girls enjoy music, make up, cloths flurting , wearing hair in teen stiles or piggy tails. Their dress can be knee socks tennys rocker T shirts or baby doll dresses and sk8er skirts. Their true age csn be anywhere over 21. They are usually extreamly sexual. They are submissive to their male partners calling him Daddy.
Im a big girl Daddy! Im no little, Im a middle.
by Daddyslilmonster June 4, 2018
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Middle School Crush

When you have a crush on someone similar to what middle-schoolers go though when they like someone. You start texting, hugging awkwardly, getting butterflies and stumble with your words every time you talk to set "crush." IM-ing is also key to Middle School Crushes (and don't forget to send lots of smiley-faces in them :) )

Absolutely no maturing in your flirting and feelings in this type of crush.
You know...I like-like that guy. Oh my goodness, I totally have a Middle School Crush on that guy!
by ohkitty March 4, 2013
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Midale

A small town in the middle of nowhere in Saskatchewan. In Midale they are cut off from the world and have never heard of a toga party, amazon, Bahumbug/Scrooge, Dr. Jekyll and Hyde, and Bloody Mary. People from this town tend to listen to country music and play their bangos on their porches. They tend to all play hockey, and the good hockey players tend to head to Weyburn to play hockey.
OMG that girl doesn't know what a toga party is, she is sooo from Midale!
by TOGA PARTY January 7, 2011
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middle school

A place where you develop your "Fuck the World" mentality. It's also the place where a couple of kids don't come out of because they either A. Were to dumb to pass or B. Killed themselves thanks to the douche holes who occupy the hallways.
5th Grader: Is middle school fun?
Me: Lets just say that's the place where I stopped giving a shit.
by Communist Chicken November 4, 2012
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Midgley

If you're a Midgley you're an absolute lad and have a enormous 8====================D
Oi, that Midgley guy is a lad
Yea man absolute LAD
by Tommybrah August 22, 2016
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