midget farming

The planting of nuts and bolts, in the hopes of growing strong midgets to work as munchkins and fight the evil courageous lion!!

Hick 1: I just raped a goat!!
Hick 2: I work on a midget farM!!
Hick 3: midget farming is fun...

by William Shaklefurd March 28, 2007

midge

1. a small person; a "petit garcon" of sorts.

2. a person that has small appendages and abrupt movements.

"Boy, Anthony is sure looking like a midge today!"

by Mr. Smidgens March 10, 2008

Asion Midget Anal Porn With Islamic Cock

What the fuck do you think it is.

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by LockMan3000 October 7, 2021

midget rapist

Someone who is very annoying and/or stupid and has stalker tendencies

Dude: Aye bay, Let Me Get Yo 7
Girl: Can U Leave Me Alone, Damn U Midget Rapist

by Quanna November 24, 2007

midget wrestling wankbag

A diminutive male, between 20 and 30 years old. People around him may believe he is a closet homosexual. Also unable to grow facial hair, so instead sticks pubes to his face.

R: Hey M, who's yer man with the pubes on his face?

M: Dunno, some midget wrestling wankbag.

F: Yeah, look at that midget wrestling wankbag jump off the wall.

R & M: Shut your mouth F, you geebag

by rjf1986 May 31, 2007

Midget

a unit of measurement. Midget is 4 feet in length.

Its about 15 Midgets tall

by AKAN907 December 7, 2011

brazilian midget

when a man/women eats a women out in a public place like mcdonaalds,walmart,mall,ect.

alex gave rose a brazilian midget at mcdonalds while waiting for his food

by twin916 April 22, 2011