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matey

Matey is a word that, on the face of it, sounds very friendly but, on the other hand with vocal inflection can be used to sound quite the opposite.
1 - "ay-up Jim 'ows it goin' matey"?

2 - Poor old Jim trying to get some kip on a train near Birmingham in the UK keeps getting woken up by some young Yid Geezer singing. "Oy you wouldn't be so fucking happy if this were 1943 on the Reichsbahn matey"!
by swineyvee October 9, 2006
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Remove Martyrdom

Officially the greatest thread ever to be conceived. (Voted as 'Thread of the Century' by Web User magazine in 2008) Originally founded by 'joseph12011993' on the Official Playstation Forum it has been the center of martyrdom based banter, as well as many other subjects, on the internet for over 2 years.

It has survived several attacks from both mods and uninformed members but to this day remains the place to be for any internet lover.
John: Oh boy, I sure do hate Martyrdom on Call of Duty....
Paul: You know what, you should express your views on the Remove Martyrdom thread... there you will recieve helpful tips on how to avoid being killed by said perk as well as making lots of life long friends!
John: You don't say?.... Well where do I sign up?!
Paul: Where? Why, on the Official EU Playstation Forums, thats where!
John: Jee thanks! My life is now complete....
by you know it makes sense February 24, 2010
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Matt Dat Kat

Local LA House DJ, Graphic Designer and Promoter since 1996. Named after the popular rave/drug culture. Matt Dat Kat or MDK for short can also stand for, "My Design's Kill", "Matt's Designs Kill", "Matt Does Ketamine", "Music doesn't Kill" amongst many others.
by peach96 February 10, 2009
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Matt Dean'er

Where you have sex with a girl so much and hard she can't walk the next day.
Molly: Did you hear Jake pulled a Matt Dean'er on Jill?
Emily: I wish I was her!
by Jillfromstory November 15, 2010
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Matt Graham

The face of Matt Graham Crackers. Owns instaGraham. Works for "the kid" in an honorable position. Probably the best human being ever.
Ceramic Chickn: Who's that guy stalking Cody Simpson at his tour dates?
Romina: He's not stalking he's obviously worshipping. It's Matt Graham.
by crsadoration July 29, 2012
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masty

A shortened version of Masturbation
by Invaderzim44 March 26, 2010
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Matt-Weiner

1) Adjective- Legendary; Beyond Human
2) Noun- A person whos qualities far surpass those of anyone else
1)Wow that guy is so Matt-Weiner, he is the most incredible person

2)I wish I was a Matt-Weiner so I can get all those girls!
by Anonymous Judaean December 22, 2008
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