The Masturbation Nation

The Fanbase of Jade Thirlwall

ME: I really like your shirt. Thats Jade on it, are you a fan?
Y/N: Yess! I am part of the masturbation nation

by DarkLarrie28 August 8, 2022

Masturcation

Someone who studies masturbation and earns a degree in it.

I have a masturcations degree and I specialize in masturbation.

by Word-Of-The.tumblr.com November 4, 2012

masturbating to stay warm

An interaction where a person strokes another's ego, which was passively prompted by the recipient of the stroke. "Masturbate" relates to the self-loving aspect of the interaction, while "staying warm" relates to the external stimulus from the compliment.

Joe's Facebook status (selfie in mirror with shirt off): I think my gym membership is paying off.

Pat: Yeah, I've noticed that you're looking mighty fine these days.

Joe: Thanks Pat! *feelings of warmth experienced by Joe*

Pat thinks: Joe is always masturbating to stay warm on Facebook.

by Sisterhood of Words March 27, 2017

Masturbating

Having sex with yourself

when a male/female don't have a partner, so instead they touch their funny parts to replicate the feeling of sex

Person: i will touch my pp!
*violently "strengthens" pp*

Person: masturbating is so cool!

by the only cum man May 12, 2021

masturbating on the run

When a tardy individual is getting dressed on their way to where they're going.

Masturbating on the run is to get dressed on your way to the destination

Marge: Hurry up and get dressed we're gonna be late!
Rob: Fuck it, I'll just masturbate on the run let's just go.

I'm not one to masturbate on the run but I can't miss my grandmas funeral.

by Xtra3916 July 4, 2022

Mental Masturbation

The term coined by the promising new hope of psychology. Christopher, the surefire future of psychological theory, defines this term as the psychosexual pleasure that one receives from playing mind games with others. Christopher is a godsend to psychology.

I am, however, at the point in my life where I do not need to subject myself to the “mental masturbation” which envelopes your games.

by Sigmund Hylkema January 9, 2008

Masturbation

The act of when a shemale ties a rope around their penis, attaches a magnet to the other end of the rope, places a larger magnet in their vagina, and then places the rope magent inside the vagina too. Causing one to fuck themselves.

I learned about masturbation in health class, it's funny!

by hoochapig October 21, 2007