Jack: Man that girl so hot, I'm ready to get my petty masturbation on
Ralph: I prefer the naked girls but you do you
Ralph: I prefer the naked girls but you do you
by Mothonator January 4, 2015
Get the Petty Masturbationmug. Just so you don't think I was mentally masturbating all day here is that excel spreadsheet you requested.
by patmyballs July 10, 2009
Get the Mentally Masturbatingmug. by haha yeah man that shits funny January 2, 2020
Get the Animal Masturbationmug. The Fanbase of Jade Thirlwall
ME: I really like your shirt. Thats Jade on it, are you a fan?
Y/N: Yess! I am part of the masturbation nation
Y/N: Yess! I am part of the masturbation nation
by DarkLarrie28 August 8, 2022
Get the The Masturbation Nationmug. The act of masturbating to a girl (or guy) from your past who at one point was extremely attractive but is no longer due to aging or weight gain. The masturbator would then jerk off to a mental image of how the once attractive girl looked in the past (retroactively) rather than how she looks currently. This occurs quite often when thinking about aging female celebrities who at point were major sex symbols.
Similar to "nostalgia wank".
Similar to "nostalgia wank".
Rick: Yo man, did you see Chloë at our ten year high school reunion?
Matt: Yea, brah. She got fat. Fuckin' shame, she used to be sooooo hot.
Rick: I know right? I'm gonna find an old yearbook and beat off to the way she used to look in high school.
Matt: Good ol' retroactive masturbation! Ya know, for a quicker yank, you could just scroll backwards through her Facebook profile photos.
Matt: Yea, brah. She got fat. Fuckin' shame, she used to be sooooo hot.
Rick: I know right? I'm gonna find an old yearbook and beat off to the way she used to look in high school.
Matt: Good ol' retroactive masturbation! Ya know, for a quicker yank, you could just scroll backwards through her Facebook profile photos.
by jodielover81 October 4, 2018
Get the Retroactive masturbationmug. by Boobiejams January 23, 2019
Get the Masturbation Stationmug. by Bigdickpreston September 20, 2016
Get the Masturbation Technicianmug.