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man wash

When a guy washes his hands with as little water as possible, usually without soap. He then proceeds to dry his still dirty hands transfering most of the dirt to a clean hand towel. The hands usually come away cleaner than the towel.
Husband: Honey, I've finished working in the garage.
Wife: Did you remember to wash your hands?
Husband: (fucking nag....to himself of course) Yes dear.
Wife: Did you use soap?
Husband: Soap?
Wife: You stupid fuck head, that's another good hand towel you've ruined with your man wash!
Husband: Shut up bitch, or I'll summon Limecat!
by Shaithis April 16, 2007
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man spunk

I ran out of tissues so I had to whipe up my man spunk with my sock.
by Dan Antosh June 28, 2006
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Lithuania man

lithuania man is a portuguese diver who is known for his diving skills.He is also known by statpadding against lithuania,andorra, sweden,latvia, faroa islands and lexumburg etc.sometimes,people also call him Lecceman or bologna man,He is also known as pendu in South Asia.according to his fans only spot kick and tap in matters for lithuania man,because providers of those spot kicks and tap ins are thier beloved fathers.
The favourite kick of lithuania man is penalty kick
by lecce00001 October 5, 2020
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Bad Man

A word of Jamaican/ rastafarian descent used to describe an individual who goes against the grain of society and/or politics. Is often used to describe gangstas as well.
Mi bredrin, dem man dem a bad man!! Ya dun know!
by illGreg September 16, 2005
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Day Man

Day Man is a fictional character from a song created on the television series "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". Day Man is the champion of the sun, he is a master of karate and friendship for everyone. He is also the arch nemmesis and fighter of the Night Man
Dorothy: Have you heard of the Day Man
JB: Hell's yeah girl, he's the fighter of the Night Man, he's a master of karate and friendship for everyone!
by Brock Heron November 3, 2007
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man nap

n. A nap which entails finding the smallest, most uncomfortable space possible and then taking a nap in that space.
What is he doing in that kitchen cabinet? Taking a man nap.
by CCCCCCCCCC May 4, 2005
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Man the Harpoons

When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.
"Holy crap...that chick is a freakin' whale..."
"MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!"
by Well_it's_true April 7, 2010
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