Sloot Magic

"Sloot Magic" - a slang term referring to the ability of a woman to transform her physical appearance into one of far greater sexual appeal via makeup and/or promiscuous clothing.

You - "Damn, she's looking fine tonight bro!"

Your bro - "Don't be fooled by her sloot magic, she's a drunk 5 at best.."

by flapjacks937 April 10, 2016

magic shelf

That place your mother used to keep from you.

"No, honey. You can't have one of those. I keep them in my magic shelf."

by Harrisons_Mom September 24, 2014

Magical Cracker

The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.

Julie Andrews is a two-time magical cracker actor.

by David Pakman's Onlyfans May 2, 2021

magic swimming

That act of swimming while stoned or under the influence of cannabis

Mate I went magic swimming after smoking some gelato and it felt amazing

by Xylevan January 31, 2023

magical lerry

A penis with a top hat and a smile and two eyes on its head. Usually drawn on some one who fell asleep during class or around ass whole friends.

Did you see that magical lerry we drew on Roy's face in math class? It had a fancy top hat and every thing.

by Rick King of the city of Ass October 11, 2014

Magic potato

A potato filled with multiple samples of men cum

Man you ever wanna make a Magic Potato

by PsageY July 30, 2022

magic queue

When you are waiting in line and an additional lane opens, allowing those behind you to bypass your position in line and be serviced while you continue to wait.

I got so pissed off when I got magic queued by the bitch behind me when lane 12 opened up at the grocery store.

by magicray June 24, 2009