master-blaster

A bad-ass handgun, like a .357 Magnum or Desert Eagle .50 cal

Vince pulls out his master-blaster, all seven inches of it, draws a bead on Friar Tuck, says "Adios, asshole!" and pulls the trigger. Friar Tuck disintegrates in a giant red cloud.

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

Master Chief

The most kick-ass person in the whole fucking world,

Omg Master Chief is a fuckin' rapist!

by teh h4x0rz!!1! August 24, 2008

Master Queef

a nick-name given to the main characer of the HALO series games, master chief. It is normally used by people who either hate the game or find it to be gay. The name first appeared after the release of HALO 3.

stop jerking off to master queef and get a life.

by Fatty For Hire April 5, 2009

masterbate

The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it.

"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.

by MasterMastur. September 3, 2009

Queef Master

Steve Downs- the king of all queefs. He can identify a women by the smell of her flatulence coming from her Twat

Hey look queef master Steve just got queefed on by the queef queen and is basking in it to decide who she is.

by supergaypikachu March 15, 2010

snatch master

a person who is pimp and can get pussy on the first date

check out tom he is such a snatch master he said three words and that bitch was on her knees

by Don English January 31, 2005

Masterbation

1. Masturbation after one attains a new rank or does an important feat, or anything that would make one feel important.

2. Masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.

"Today was a great day, I won the spelling bee then i Masterbated."

"Dude you're 9... masterbation?"

"Feels Good man."

by KooKid October 23, 2009