off the meat rack

Something really pimp, cool, tight, sweet.

Scott Wilson's skills are off the meat rack.

by R Sizzle April 25, 2003

loose meat sandwich

A vagina with loose labia that resemble meat in color and texture. Typically roast beef and ham.

She has sex with alot of people. I bet people get lost in her loose meat sandwich!

by Bill Transue May 16, 2006

Put The Meat To Her

To Have Sexual Intercourse

That Girl Is Pretty Fly, I'd Put The Meat To Her

by Kyle September 21, 2004

Grade A Top Choice Meat

Referenced in The Wedding Singer by Rob. Meant to describe a fine looking woman who has phenomonal attributes, which you would obviously tap. It is a somewhat derogatory term to refer to a woman as a mere piece of meat, which you would easily take all of.

"Hey man did you see that girl Stacy at the frat this weekend?"
"Oh hell yeah, she was Grade A Top Choice Meat."

by smutgremlin2 August 11, 2008

spontaneous meat ejaculation

A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.

Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.

by oscillation October 23, 2010

beat the meat flag

to masturbate savagely.

Time to go on RedTube and beat the meat flag.

by GEArSofWAr873 July 7, 2010

meat head

A term that is used to describe a male who is overenthusiastic about lifting weights and whose thoughts consist of athletics, blondes, and sports cars. Meat heads are unaware of the majority of the English language and often communicate with others by using phrases such as “bro”, “dude”, and “sweet”. The dead giveaway of a meathead is if their attire includes a sleeveless muscle shirt, athletic shorts, and a lanyard for their car keys. If you ever find yourself in a setting with multiple meat heads, be prepared for frequent high fives, chest bumps, and hand pounds.

What Up Bro! - A common meat head greeting

by Mike... July 22, 2006