Female Masturbation

The act in which a female will complete the act that many men like to call, “Busting and fat one”

It normally results in a liquid being released from the vagina. This is something that men normally enjoy during a session of watching pornography.

Homie #1: Dude, I just watched some porn and busted a fattie.

Homie #2: To what? Lesbo?

Homie #1: Nah bro. Female Masturbation

by LaDenzell Jenkins November 15, 2019

Petty Masturbation

The act of masturbating to fully clothed people or simply to the idea of something.

Jack: Man that girl so hot, I'm ready to get my petty masturbation on
Ralph: I prefer the naked girls but you do you

by Mothonator January 4, 2015

Mentally Masturbating

Adjective: A state a mind where you seem aloof but brain function is occurring.

Just so you don't think I was mentally masturbating all day here is that excel spreadsheet you requested.

by patmyballs July 10, 2009

Panic Masturbation

The act of masturbation right before an impending tragedy or catastrophic event. Leads to a brisk and usually unsatisfying climax.

Ryan: did you hear about the new findings in flight 97 black box?
Kevin: nah man
Ryan: apparently several passengers broke out in a furious panic masturbation session during the nosedive

Kevin: how were the climaxes?
Ryan: brisk and usually unsatisfying

by Ryan McKevin July 24, 2013

Masturbation Technician

Someone whose job it is to jerk people off for medical reasons

When I grow up I want to be a masturbation technician

by Bigdickpreston September 20, 2016

Masturbation fodder

A material that has no other uses except to aid in masturbation.

Look at that picture of a woman's body in a skimpy bikini! I believe I've discovered new masturbation fodder!

by sluttytawny March 19, 2023

The Masturbation Nation

The Fanbase of Jade Thirlwall

ME: I really like your shirt. Thats Jade on it, are you a fan?
Y/N: Yess! I am part of the masturbation nation

by DarkLarrie28 August 8, 2022